Welcome to Life at a Hotel

I have been working at a hotel now for nearly four years at the front desk. It had been arduous and full of peril. However, whenever anyone asks me to tell a story about the hotel for entertainment purposes, I always have a war chest full of tales of horror, disgust, and hilarity. I feel that the time has come to chronicle my experience in the hospitality industry from the perspective of the lonely front desk clerk. For the sake of anonymity, the names of people, places, and the hotel will be kept secret and will be highly fictionalized for my entertainment. I hope you enjoy yourself as I use this blog as a way of coping with the stupid and laughing at the oddity that is the hotel industry.